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2009/11/27 Gone to the toilet Today, I'm officially one year older... oh my God how old I am and how many things have changed in the past few months - it's unbelievable. For example: no more time to update my dear old blog. Filmmaking is like being married to a whole bunch of people. My life is as crowded as the Red Square, my phone book has become longer than Paris Hilton's!!! Will be back soon.. as soon as I can.. let's just pretend I've gone to the toilet. Peace xx 2009/8/22 PhotoGlaz I have finally managed to put together a proper photography portfolio. It's a work in progress of course.  Enjoy! CLICK HERE Audio, video, disco (I hear, I see, I learn) 2009/8/15 World cup 2010 questions from tourists These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website.
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks?(Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres, take lots of water.....
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes...
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash
machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape
Town , Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island
in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped
continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the
Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow... Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in South Africa?(USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa?(UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint
little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the
Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after
the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa?(USA)
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all Year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum.(USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in
A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are
perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first. ps thanks Kyrea! always the best joke-hunter :) 2009/7/4 Charities are Trendy So, get your lazy virtual ass on my virtual gallery http://laracelenza.deviantart.com and do 3 things: 1) look at my amazing pics, be amazed 2) leave a positive comment regarding my understated greatness 3) VERY IMPORTANT! buy one of my prints The money will help a good cause: our -coming soon- indie film company dedicated to the mass production of illuminated dementia. Help us. Make your children grow up in a better world. A world where images are created by people like me.  The most generous supporter will win a pocket Russian toilet  2009/5/16 HOORAY! First miracle of 2009!!! A new danger is on our roads today: me! At the tender age of 26, I have been awarded a beautiful Italian driving license. Please send me some gifts and cards - I deserve all the praise I can get. Dedicated songs + poems would be appreciated, especially if they refer to my beauty and astonishing driving skills.      2009/5/12 Sir Burping Eye III So
what's good about a hangover? Everything (except the headache, maybe)
that you think you hate about it. The hungover person is abnormally
aware of sights, sounds (everything seems TOO LOUD!), tastes, odors,
and textures which normally would go unremarked. That's a good thing,
not a bad thing. The hungover eye, for instance, because it is neither
obstructed by the blinders of our everyday biases, nor deceived by
intoxicated hallucinations, is magnetically attracted to seemingly
ordinary objects which take on an incredible, luminous significance:
Anyone who has ever experienced the "stares" when hungover knows
exactly what I mean. Although the sudden awareness of the sacred in the
mundane is what most religious traditions refer to as nirvana, or some
type of grace, we too often shrug off these moments in our haste to get
rid of our hangovers. (I suspect, actually, that the hungover eye which
is somehow between the appraising eye of the teetotaler and the foggy
eye of the drunkard may be the model for Hinduism's "third eye" of
enlightenment.) Thus it is that the moment of the hangover can propel
us into a 'middle state' of perceptivity quite unlike anything we're
ever likely to experience outside of a monastery. Josh Glenn on The Idler 2009/4/7 Sisma Abruzzo aprile 2009Aiutiamo le vittime del sisma! Le donazioni possono essere effettuate online sul sito della Croce Rossa: http://www.cri.it/donazioni/index.php?mode=form A partire da questa mattina, la sede della CRI di Vasto inizia la raccolta di cibo, coperte, acqua da portare a L'Aquila:
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